Proof That Jesus Was White
People all over teh interwebz are in a tizzy because this one guy once made a comment about Jesus being black. Fortunately, we have General JC Christian to give us the proof that Jesus was white.
Although Jesus’ mother, Mary, could trace one ancestral line to King David, the rest of her family tree was firmly planted in Bar Oslo, Bethlehem’s Norwegian Quarter. It was a vibrantly Scandinavian neighborhood, a place where all the ethnicities of Bethlehem (except the God damned Swedes) gathered to dine in the Norwegian restaurants and dance the Eikerril until the wee house of the morning. Much of the legacy of that neighborhood lives on today. The fur-lined Viking helmet, for instance, became the shtreimel. And lutefisk? Now, we call it gefilte fish.
Phew! Controversy averted.
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