Bill Clinton to Young Voters: Shut Up, Idiots

According to the Big Dog, we youngsters support Obama because we’re morons:

Older voters gravitate to Hillary Clinton because they’re too wise to be fooled by Barack Obama’s rhetoric, former president Bill Clinton told Pennsylvania voters today.

“I think there is a big reason there’s an age difference in a lot of these polls,” he said. “Because once you’ve reached a certain age, you won’t sit there and listen to somebody tell you there’s really no difference between what happened in the Bush years and the Clinton years; that there’s not much difference in how small-town Pennsylvania fared when I was president, and in this decade.”

Well, that’s certainly one way to help your wife win a major voting demographic this election. Just remind us of how stupid we are until we realize the error of our ways and tell our latte-drinking, Volvo-driving friends to vote for Hillary. Of course, I worked for the Obama campaign in Missouri as well as voting for him in Virginia, so I guess I must have been really hoodwinked.

Whoops, did I say “hoodwinked” (warning: stupidity at link)? I think I might have activated the Black Pantherbot 3000.™ Uh oh, I hope it isn’t set to “Get Whitey.”

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