Why the Surge Is Working

Defeatocrats and their allies in the UK, Australia, and the liberal media are always quick to call the glorious surge in Iraq a failure. Morons.

They’re wrong, of course, but the question is why? How do the rest of us know that the surge is working when Nazi Pelosi and her band of idiots can’t figure it out?

It’s simple, really. We the know the surge is working because the president says so.

Over the past year, we have seen significant security gains result from the surge. Less visible are the political and economic changes taking place — from major pieces of legislation being passed to simple signs of normalcy. This progress isn’t glamorous, but it is important. And that’s what I’m here to talk about today.

General Petraeus and Ambassador Crocker will provide more details about the progress of the surge when they testify before Congress early next month. But this much is clear: The surge is doing what it was designed to do. It’s helping Iraqis reclaim security and restart political and economic life. It is bringing America closer to a key strategic victory in the war against these extremists and radicals.

See, the president says the surge is working, so the surge is working. And I found this on a website called America.gov, which is the perfect place to go since it tells the government’s official (i.e. true) story and has America in the URL. Maybe if the morans in left blogistan checked here, they realize that everything is going fine.

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