Archive for 8/08

Hurricane McCain

McShame praises Heckuva Job Brownie three years ago:

Disgusting.

Fortunately, with Hurrcane Gustav about to make landfall, John McCain will be on hand in New Orleans to personally oversee disaster relief eff… wait, what? He’s going to New Orleans to use the disaster area as the backdrop for his nomination speech?

That’s really disgusting.

Meanwhile, here’s what you can do to help with the hurricane relief efforts:

Lindsey Graham Thinks Obama Has Missed Too Many Senate Votes?!

McCain attack dog Sen. Lindsey Graham must be suffereing from some pretty serious cognitive dissonance after going on ABC This Week and proclaiming that Barack Obama has missed too many Senate votes:

That’s a pretty outrageous claim when you consider that the most absent member of the United States Senate is… John McCain. Obama has missed fewer than half of this year’s Senate votes (compared to McCain’s 63.8%), which makes Graham’s claim that Obama has “been gone more than he’s been here,” well, false.

Losing the Hillary Vote

If John McCain’s choice of Sarah Palin as his running mate was designed to win over still-bitter Hillary supporters, then they’re off to a rough start:

Palin was lauded for speaking of Clinton and Geraldine Ferraro in her speech Friday in Dayton, acknowledging the role their candidacies had played for other women, including herself. It was seen as a smart political gesture toward winning over some of the Clinton supporters who feel disenfranchised and may not vote for Obama in November.

She gave essentially the same speech today at a minor league baseball stadium outside of Pittsburgh. But when she said Saturday that Clinton “showed determination and grace in her own campaign,” there were an audible boos smattered amid the cheers. Palin ignored the boos and continued on with her speech.

Combined with Palin’s comments on Clinton’s “perceived whine” during the primaries, it comes as little surprise that Palin’s selection is actually costing McCain female support.

Sorry John, looks like American women vote with their heads, not their ovaries.

Sarah Who?

CNBC definitively says Alaska Governor Sarah Palin will be John McCain’s running mate.

A Gulfstream IV from Anchorage, Alaska, flew into Middletown Regional Airport in Butler County near Cincinnati about 10:15 p.m. Thursday, said Rich Bevis, airport manager.

Sounds to some people like McCain is making a play for the sixty-or-so PUMA idiots that are still running around because, when push comes to shove, they really don’t care what Hillary Clinton actually has to say. Of course, Palin is so anti-choice that intelligent people won’t have any trouble figuring out that she’s actually the exact opposite of Hillary.

Update: On the other hand, ABC definitively says it’s not Palin. Someone’s going to have egg on their face tonight.

Update 2: Well, not the best day for ABC News. Fortunately for us, they aren’t in charge of investigating Palin for corruption.

Republicans for Obama

You didn’t see these two on the cable news coverage, but you should take a listen.


“You need a president who puts Barney Smith before Smith Barney.”


“I am a lifelong Republican who voted for Nixon, Reagan, Bush and Bush, but I can’t afford four more years like this. I can’t do it! I can’t do it!”

The past eight years have hurt all Americans, and nobody–not Republicans, not Democrats–can afford four more years of the same.

Hillary in Denver

In case you missed it, she really knocked it out of the park at the DNC last night, including with a giant smack-down for the PUMA idiots who like to go on about how the uppity presumptuous Obama hasn’t grovelled enough to earn their vote.

Watch it:

Biden Takes the Warmongers to Task

The next Vice President of the United States rips Republican war hawks a new one for their support of George Bush’s failed war in Iraq.

Please Pick Rudy

With the selection of Joe Biden has Obama’s running mate confirmed, I’m begging John McCain to pick Rudy Giuliani as his running mate. Why? Because the Vice Presidential Debate is at my school in October and I would love to see and hour of this:

The Text Message

From: 622-62

Barack has chosen Senator joe Biden to be our VP nominee. Watch the first Obama-Biden rally live at 3pm ET on www.barackobama.com. Spread the word!

Aug 23, 3:20 am

Biden

While I actually like Joe Biden, part of me hopes that he isn’t Obama’s choice for VP if only because CNN, ABC, the AP/MSNBC, The Washington Post, The Wall Street Journal and Politico would all come out looking like the fracking morons that they are.

The plus side to all this veep-speculation-craziness is that Team Obama scores an epic win in the controlling-the-media-department.

Update: John on Joe:

The pick is probably gonna be Biden according to the media, who I rate as the person most likely of all the VP possibles to call Mitt Romney an asshole. Others are hoping for a casual “m____ f_____.” Either way, I call that a win.