Barack Obama’s Racial Tolerance Drinking Game
Well, the day we have all been waiting for is finally here, the First Annual White House Racial Understanding Beer Pong Tournament! (Yes, annual. You didn’t think racism could be solved that easily, did you?) Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. and Sergeant James Crowley will join President Obama to knock back a couple brews and then end racism forever… or at least until the next racist wingnut email is published.
Good luck, gentlemen!
Update: Ugh, nevermind. Your Obama has already ruined everything with his highly controversial decision to let everyone drink whatever beer they felt like. Fine, except he has chosen to drink Bud Light, a beer owned by our greatest enemy (Belgium), and now racism will continue forever.
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