Explaining Sarah Palin’s Surprise Resignation, Or Not
Okay, unless you have been legally dead for the past few hours, you know that Sarah Palin is resigning as Governor of Alaska. The real question is, why?
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Yeah, nobody really knows. If you watch Palin’s resignation speech, you probably won’t know either, because gosh darnit you betcha! But just because we have absolutely no idea why Sarah Palin is resigning doesn’t mean we can’t guess!
- NBC’s Andrea Mitchell: She is quitting politics forever.
- Palin spokeswoman Megan Stapleton: Ummm no she is not, but don’t ask me what she is doing because I have no clue.
- CNN’s Rick Sanchez: Maybe she is preggers with her 27th child, Stick?
- Palin’s brother: She is always having to defend herself, when she says stupid things.
- WaPo’s Dan Balz: Sarah Palin is straight-up crazy.
- Weekly Standard’s Bill Kristol: Yeah, crazy like a fox!
So in short, nobody has any idea what the heck Sarah Palin is doing, ever.
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