Healthcare Reform Not Change Insurance Companies Can Believe In

  • Your Congress will never get healthcare reform done because they are fatties according to the latest scoop from area gossip rag The Politico. (Politico via Wonkette)
  • Shockingly, insurance companies are opposed to healthcare reform legislation which might increase their competition and/or lower their profits. (CNN Political Ticker)
  • Absurdedly huge radio conglomerate Clear Channel does not want Sarah Palin because “she would have to hold forth for three hours a day” and, let’s be honest people, she might not know enough words for that. (Broadcasting & Cable)
  • Remember that time, in 2003, when Manny Ramierz and David Ortiz led the Boston Red Sox to a World Series championship, the team’s first in 86 years? They were on drugs at the time. (New York Yankees Times)