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Michelle Bachmann Does Not Care for Your Census, or for Her Job

Congrtulations, Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-MN), for officially being too wingnutty for wingnuts! GOP Congressmen do not like Bachmann’s brilliant plan to illegally boycott the 2010 Census, as well as encourage her constituents to illegally boycott the census, because of socialism and acorns, or something. And for bonus fun, the results of the upcoming census will likely determine whether or not Minnesota loses a seat in the House. Guess whose seat is most likely to be eliminated? (CNN/Minneapolis Star-Tribune)
Meanwhile, Sen. Bernie Sanders, an actual socialist, has a plan for passing healthcare reform with a public option. Unfortunately, it involves Harry Reid not sucking. Good luck with that, Bernie! (Huffington Post)
We know you cannot get enough of Mark Sanford, but apparently he has had enough of you! He was going to release his financial records to prove that he did not use state money to visit his mistress, but now he will not, because the only thing that really matters is that he has been getting laid way more often than you. (AP)
Your Barack Obama is apparently something like eleven different kinds of criminal, in addition to having 25 Social Security numbers and no birth certificate. Somehow, only the birthers know this. (Kansas City Star)

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