crazydrumguy

Providing Unemployment Benefits is Basically Communism Anyway

Nothing says "capitalism rules" like a good old-fashioned bread line.

Your federal government offered Mississippi and Alabama some stimulus money to help them pay unemployment benefits to people who’ve lost their jobs, but both states said “No thanks, comrade” and are now proudly out of money and can’t pay unemployment benefits. (Wall Street Journal)
The NRA does not care for Sonia Sotomayor because she would not allow New Yorkers to carry nunchucks, leaving them defenseless against the daily hordes of bridge-and-tunnel ninjas. (Washington Times)
Your South Carolina leglisature will not impeach Governor-for-Life Mark Sanford because they don’t consider his skipping out on the state/country for five days without telling anyone to be “serious misconduct in office.” (CNN)
The House Judiciary Committee interviewed Karl Rove yesterday about some crime he probably committed while George Bush was president, but shhhh!, don’t tell anyoen about it. These are secret interviews. (New York Times)