Showing that Gandhi Guy Who’s Boss

With our F-22s, we'll show that Ghandi guy who's boss!

  • Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) is very disappointed that Congress cut funding for the F-22 because how else will defend ourselves against India, our most dangerous enemy? (True/Slant)
  • Why is Rahm Emanuel so racist against Maytag men, our nation’s most loveable washing machine repair professionals? (CNN Political Ticker)
  • Henry Louis Gates Jr. says he would have a beer with Barack Obama and Sgt. James Crowley. Hooray, racism is over again! (The Root)
  • Texas Tech faculty are not pleased with the schools’s decision to hire distinguished legal scholar Alberto Gonzales to teach the children about how awesome waterboarding is. (Lubbock Avalanche-Journal)
  • Charles Lincoln, the birther attorney who didn’t get his law degree from the Internet, was actually disbarred five years ago. (Orange County Weekly/Washington Independent)

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