• Switzerland is trying to vote Muslims out of the country by banning the construction of minarets, which are pretty important for the whole prayer thing. So much for neutrality. (NYT)
  • Last Thursday, Thanksgiving, Glenn Beck suggested that maybe Sarah Palin should go back to the kitchen. Haha, such wit! And yet, nobody laughed at his hilarious joke, and it is the terrible  liberals’ fault. (Raw Story/ThinkProgress)
  • In a nationwide poll for America’s Next Top Conservative, literally one person picked Dick Cheney. And it was probably on a dare. (WaPo)
  • There will be a Congressional investigation into how a Great Falls couple snuck past the Secret Service into a White House state dinner. Those always produce useful results! (Bloomberg)
  • A man walked into a Seattle-area coffee shop and killed four cops yesterday, so of course the important thing is how this will affect Mike Huckabee’s political career. (All of your American news media)

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