Barack Obama Will Eat Your Children

By Eric on December 25, 2007

DailyKos diarist Mark Warner is God knows why the Democratic Party can never nominate Barack Obama to be President of the United States:

Barack Obama is slightly less progressive on one or two issues than other Democrats. He wants to bring people together, which is in itself inherently evil. It makes me so angry when he says he wants to bring people together. I cannot stand the idea of Americans uniting. He cannot accomplish this, because no politician in the history of the United States has ever brought the American people together. It has never been done. We have always had a red-blue divide, as far back as I can remember, to 1998 or so. That’s the beginning of history. It is impossible to unite people. If he tries, he will fail, and then he will eat our children.

Make sure to read the whole thing. Personally, I’m still standing behind Barack. What’s the big deal about eating babies? After all, It is a well-established fact that eating children benefits society.

Tags: 2008, Barack Obama

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