Barack Obama is an Evil, Evil Muslim Who Hates America

By Eric on February 26, 2008

Update: It has become painfully clear to me that not enough people know snark when they see it, so I guess I better be a little more blunt: this is not serious! Go to the most recent blog posts and read through them. Click on some of the links in this post. You’ll get it if you really think about it.

It’s true! Practically every real American with a microphone agrees that Barack Obama hates America–there’s Fox and Friends’ Steve Doocy, hate radio host Mark Williams, Swift Boat consultant Keith Appell, and Roger Stone, founder of a group called C.U.N.T. whose purpose is to “Educate the Public About What Hillary Clinton Really Is” (hint: he thinks she’s a cunt).

Then there’s the fact that he dressed like a Muslim while visiting a Muslim area of northern Kenya. No real American would ever put on another people’s traditional garb out of respect for that culture.  I mean, look at the man:

Scary, right? He’s even wearing a turban! You know who else wears a turban? This guy. So clearly Obama is a Muslim who will hand over America to the Taliban the minute he takes the oath of office with one hand on the Koran and the other hand not over his heart.

I mean, the man doesn’t even wear an American flag pin, unlike these pinned patriots, so he must hate America. Speaking about important issues and telling “the American people what I believe will make this country great” is patriotism, you think? No, patriotism is proudly displaying the red, white, and blue on your jacket. That’s why every single one of Obama’s critics wears a pin–because they love America. Even CNN is so unsure about Obama’s patriotism that they had to ask their viewers if they thought Osama–oh, oops–Obama was patriotic enough to be president. Speaking of Osama, did you know that he wants Obama to be president? I mean, nobody asked him, but FOX News did include the question in their most recent presidential poll. And if FOX News reports it, it must be the truth. I wasn’t really sure, though, until I got the unsourced email that was forwarded to me by two of my friends, explaining how Obama is a Muslim who wants to kill all the Jews and blow up Israel. Now I’m certain.

So when you go to polls in upcoming primaries or in November, remember that Barack Obama is an evil, evil Muslim who hates America, unlike John McCain, who is an American hero who never had sex with that woman or broke campaign finance laws. In fact, I think I’m going to start calling him by his real Muslim name, given to him by his Muslim father Obama X, which is Supreme Ayatollah Barack Hussein Ahmadinejad Obama bin Laden. Would you want that guy to be president?

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There are 17 responses to “Barack Obama is an Evil, Evil Muslim Who Hates America”

1. What idiots.

   —Chris on February 27, 2008 at 4:05 pm

2. [...] ridiculous “debate” surrounding this photo of Barack Obama has provoked an angry response from the residents of the Kenyan town of Wajir, where the photo was [...]

   —crazydrumguy | readblog | » Kenyans Demand Apology for Obama Smear on March 1, 2008 at 10:55 am

3. this is the most ridiculous shit i have ever heard. you are clearly an insecure, undereducated, miseducated, stereotyping, judgemental person. Racist, racist, racist. People like you are the reason why America is in the place we are today. What is an American? What do you think it is one culture, one language, one religion? Or did you forget who’s land this was in the first place…NOT the white man’s land. So to conclude, like always, I want to say that I will pray for you…and you will be faced with your hated and judgements on the Real Judgement day while you stand before God…

   Reading this was a waste of my 2 minutes and energy… Your ridiculous.

   —Revolutionary Change on July 23, 2008 at 2:13 am

4. Hi, your snarkometer is broken. Also, it’s “you’re ridiculous,” not your ridiculous. :)

   —Eric on July 23, 2008 at 6:24 am

5. I totally agree with Eric on this blog post. Absolutely obama is a menace to America and he is a closet muslim who will eventually tear down our country to nothing more than what afganistan and the middle east is. I really hope the American people wise up and realize this… If he is elected President of the United States of America, I will no longer vote, and I will become one hell of an activist to rid America of muslims and other such idiots.

   —bdunlap on October 1, 2008 at 10:00 pm

6. Uh…..is n’t this article really meant to be sarcastic? Unless I am completely off bass, it is quite the opposite that the author intends.

   —Jason on October 9, 2008 at 1:55 pm

7. ….sorry….correction…..”off base.” not bass. ie. the instrument and or fish. :-)

   —Jason on October 9, 2008 at 1:56 pm

8. Oh yeah, it’s sarcastic. But I’m sure there are plenty of McCain/Palin rally attendees who might not pick up on it.

   —Eric on October 12, 2008 at 9:37 pm

9. at what point do you brainwashed counter intelligence the fiction must be fact conspiricist theorist tools consider too far out to be true? I believe you people who are posting here think for yourselves in some point of the day so tell me, is barack ”hussein” obama a zionist like one site claimed a ‘’stinking filthy jew part of the controlled media?” or is he a ”muslim who want to go to war with isreal” i think bored people are drumming up fantasies to recreate mass hysteria that rival the salem witchhunt. By the way heathen holiday halloween is coming up halloween is celebrated by good christians the world over. I suppose some crazy satanist cult will think this the perfect chance to eat some children. Or can it be that it’s a harmless tradition? And by the way what’s wrong with being muslim? Some of you so called christians could learn your bible again. It states as a commandment that it is wrong to bear false witness! Some of you wouldn’t last a day in a muslim home because of ur morals go figure.

   —lishis on October 15, 2008 at 5:40 pm

10. Quite possibly the biggest amount of crap I have ever read. Your version of the truth is so twisted and warped to the point where you distort the truth and use extreme example just to make a false point. I pity you, not because you ate pro McCain, or because you are anti Obama, but because your ignorance must spread over the rest of your life, and effect all areas. I would never want to meet a person like you, nor do I think that America is tolerant to ignorance and garbage like the kind you spew.

    You live a life or fear and panic, and that’s a shame…

    —manwithyellowhat on October 20, 2008 at 12:31 pm

11. Okay people. there is a simple website, but a useful and very reliable website called factcheck- it is a legitimate website that checks the validity of any news. Obama Sr, Senator Obama’s father, was raised as a Muslim, but he did not raise his son, Senator Obama, as a Muslim growing up in Hawaii. Senator Obama’s mother, who did not define herself in one religion, exposed Obama to numerous religions because she respected each religion but believed that religion was men’s best effort to explain the unknown and the depth of society. When Obama was six, his mother married a second husband, Lolo Soetoro, after divorcing Obama, Sr., who was an Indonesian oil manager. So they moved relocated to Indonesia, where Obama attended 4-5 years of Muslim AND Catholic schools. AND the Muslim school was not deamed “Muslim” because they were a Muslim private school like people mistakenly think of, like that of Catholic schools in America, but it was a “Muslim school” simply by the fact that majority of the students were Muslim (well, DUH because Indonesia is a major providence where Muslims are).

    these CIRCUMSTANCES do NOT make Obama Muslim. He’s been with the United Church of Christ since the mid 1980’s, WHEN, btw, Obama was probably not thinking “Oh hey, I’m going to join a church so that when I run for presidency 20-or-so-years later, it’ll play better than other religion.”

    PEOPLE. EDUCATE yourself. Its not a matter of you being ignorant, it’s a matter of you informing the naive and gullible PUBLIC of the WRONG INFORMATION, which you form your ideas based on the biased media. You probably watch at best one news channel, might I add, Fox or CNN? yeah. Even if you watch 5 or more, you won’t get the whole truth unless you do the proper RESEARCH for yourself.

    if you do not trust me, there is ANOTHER valid website (oh hey! look at that, i actually have a valid resource to back up my argument) called snopes.com, which i cited all my arguments from. you can even google some parts or all of my argument, and many links to snopes will come up.

    again, i am going to repeat…

    EDUCATE yourself before you make a fool out of yourself.

    —Michelle on October 22, 2008 at 6:23 pm

12. hey guys, i found a great tool in order to factcheck this sort of stuff.

    http://www.google.com

    —joey on October 23, 2008 at 7:53 am

13. Oh yea 20 years with Wright. Give me break

    —Ida on October 23, 2008 at 7:57 pm

14. He scares me, I hope he does not win.

    —Ida on October 23, 2008 at 7:58 pm

15. “HE SCARES ME, I HOPE HE DOESN’T WIN.”

    ARE YOU PEOPLE COMPLETE AND UTTER IDIOTS OR ARE YOU JUST PRETENDNG. MCCAIN AND PALIN WILL DESTROY THIS NATION AND TURN US INTO A LAUGHINGSTOCK. OBAMA IS NOT MUSLIM, NOT THR ANTICHRIST, AND IS NOT EVIL. GET A BRAIN YOU BAFOONS

    —JOHN on October 30, 2008 at 3:43 pm

16. john you are the bafoon and your mother is a laughingstock if you were in front of me I’d punch you straight in the mouth and kick your ass you piece of shit! If osama wins America is going down the tubes!

    —john is a queer on November 3, 2008 at 8:48 pm

17. “GOING” down the tubes ? Did you sleep through the Bush years ?

    —Jason on November 15, 2008 at 1:05 pm