A Third Bush Term

By Eric on June 28, 2008

Here’s an option for those loyal Republicans who just can’t bring themselves to vote for John McCain:

We know that George Bush was God’s Candidate in 2000. We know that George Bush was God’s candidate again in 2004. And George Bush has been God’s president for the last 8 years.

Trust in God and vote your faith. Keep America safe. Write-in George W. Bush for President in 2008.

But wait, isn’t that unconstitutional? Well, if you haven’t noticed, Republicans don’t give a shit about the Constitution (except for the Second Amendment). Oh, also:

The important thing to understand about so-called “term limits” is that they are man’s law, not God’s Law. The God who parted the Red Sea is surely not worried about so-called “term limits”. When you vote your faith you let Almighty God take care of the details.

Presidential term limits are not in the Bible. And they were not in our Constitution until added by an activist congress in 1951.

Writing in George W. Bush = best plan ever for Republicans. Gavin sez:

Wow, it’s like the satirical opposite of the Clinton bitter-enders. When Clinton went on national TV and specifically asked them to vote for Obama and not for McCain, it only made them dig their heels in harder.

It’s almost as though there’s something fishy going on.

Indeed.

(via S,N!)

Tags: 2008, George W. Bush, snark

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