Palin Clears Self of Any Wrongdoing in Troopergate Probe

By Eric on October 9, 2008

Since the Alaska Supreme Court rejected the GOP’s efforts to stop the Troopergate investigation, Sarah Palin has decided to beat the punch on tomorrow’s announcement of the results of the probe by declaring her own innocence:

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - On the eve of a report on a legislative panel’s abuse-of-power investigation into Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, campaign officials released their own report clearing her of any wrongdoing.

Shorter McCain/Palin campaign: Sarah Palin is innocent because Sarah Palin says she is innocent. Ipso facto, bitches!

Yeah, this really is their defense. Because Palin, like that Joe Sixpack regular guy George Washington, could never tell a lie, could she? I can’t wait until the results of the investigation are released. 

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Update: I think I’m going to refer to what Sarah Palin is doing as the “reverse-OJ.”

Tags: 2008, Sarah Palin, Troopergate

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1. [...] Sarah Palin declared herself innocent the night before the Branchflower Report was released, and apprently she’s sticking to her story Sarah Palin told Alaska reporters Saturday that she had been “cleared of any legal wrongdoing, any hint of unethical activity” in the investigative report released the day before that explored her actions in dismissing a state official who refused to get her ex-brother-in-law fired from the state police. [...]

   —Innocent Despite Proven Guilty • CrazyDrumGuy on October 12, 2008 at 9:36 pm