Quote of the Day
I am not running for the US Senate because I am an adult entertainment star. I am not running for the US Senate for the same reason that so many dedicated patriots do not run–I can’t afford it.
—Stormy Daniels, announcing that she will not run against “family values” hypocrite Sen. David Vitter (R-LA).
4/15/10 5:10 pm | | Permalink | Tags: David Vitter, LA-Sen, QOTD, Stormy Daniels
Sen. Vitter Still Won’t Condemn LA Official Who Won’t Officiate Mixed-Race Marriages
- Who are these turrible librul bloggers asking Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) such absurd questions, like “do you think it’s okay for a state official to refuse to marry an interracial couple?” (The Plum Line)
- All the other TV networks are jealous that the White House is paying so much attention to FOX News, so now they are also parroting Republican talking points verbatim. (ABC News)
- All of America’s insurance companies are fatty-fat fatsos, while the public option is beautiful Heather Graham. (CNN Political Ticker)
- Newsweek presents a children’s treasury of all the silly things Joe Biden has done in the past nine months. (Newsweek)
10/21/09 3:47 pm | | Permalink | Tags: David Vitter, FOX News, healthcare, Joe Biden, Keith Bardwell, MoveOn.org, public option
Former Gov. Seeks Work, Has Moose Gun, Will Travel
10/19/09 3:28 pm | | Permalink | Tags: Blanche Lincoln, Chris Christie, David Vitter, George W. Bush, GOP, Harry Reid, healthcare, Keith Bardwell, NJ-Gov, public option, recession, Sarah Palin
Quote of the Day
I think, quite frankly, character is displayed in a variety of different ways.
– Sen. David Vitter (R-LA), who achieved national infamy for having sex with prostitutes.
9/7/09 11:59 am | | Permalink | Tags: David Vitter, LA-Sen, QOTD
Bonus Wanker of the Day
David Vitter
8/14/09 3:18 pm | | Permalink | Tags: David Vitter, healthcare, teabaggers
Now You Know Why That Burger Tasted Kinda Dirty
- Ew. More than half of foodworkers surveyed admitted to the FDA that they don’t wash their hands before handling food. I wonder how we all got the swine flu? (Quad City Times via CityDesk)
- Hillary Clinton was poor (like the rest of us) after losing to Barack Obama, but now she has millions of dollars again! (NY Daily News)
- Former Rep. Tom Davis (R-Fake VA) also says that the southerners are ruining the GOP. Wonder if David Vitter will teach him about values too? (Political Wire)
- While there may be some debate over whether Sgt. James Crowley acted racistly when he arrested Henry Louis Gates Jr., the Boston cop and National Guard commander who called Gates a “jungle monkey” is definitely racist. (ABC News)
- According to Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), it is racist for Democrats to nominate a minority to the Supreme Court and then point out that most Republicans voted against her. (TPMDC)
7/30/09 10:55 am | | Permalink | Tags: Barack Obama, David Vitter, FDA, food safety, GOP, Henry Louis Gates Jr., Hillary Clinton, James Crowley, John Cornyn, racism, Sonia Sotomayor, swine flu, Tom Davis
David Vitter Knows All About “Values”
- A new British study suggests that organic food is not actually healthier than regular food, just more expensive. (Daily Mail)
- Sen. David Vitter (R-LA), of sex-with-prostitutes fame, lectured retiring Sen. George Voinovich (R-OH) about conservative values, which I believe used to include not having sex with prostitutes, but maybe not. (New Orleans Times-Picayune/Washington Times)
- America’s Mayor™ Rudy Giuliani (R-9/11) says Republicans need a strong leader to go up against Barack Obama. Hm, who could he be talking about…? (CNN Political Ticker)
- Holocaust Museum shooter James von Brunn has been indicted on seven counts, including murder and hate crimes. (JTA)
- Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (R-CA) has terminated funding for domestic violence services in California. Yes, all the funding. (Oroville Mercury-Register)
7/30/09 9:26 am | | Permalink | Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Barack Obama, California, David Vitter, domestic violence, George Voinovich, James von Brunn, organic food, Rudy Giuliani, U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum
Bonus Quote of the Day
In contrast to the kind of luvfest David Vitter is used to, this trip was legal, public and no money changed hands.
– Louisiana Democratic Party spokesman Kevin Franck, responding to Sen. David Vitter’s attacks on possible challenger Rep. Charlie Melancon.
7/27/09 1:15 pm | | Permalink | Tags: Charlie Melancon, David Vitter, LA-Sen, QOTD
Which of Your GOP Senators Is a Gay?
David Brooks knows but he isn’t telling:
BROOKS: You know, all three of us spend a lot of time covering politicians and I don’t know about you guys, but in my view, they’re all emotional freaks of one sort or another. They’re guaranteed to invade your personal space, touch you. I sat next to a Republican senator once at dinner and he had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time. I was like, ehh, get me out of here.
HARWOOD: What?
BROOKS: I can only imagine what happens to you guys.
O’DONNELL: Sorry, who was that?
BROOKS: I’m not telling you, I’m not telling you.
Whaaaat? David Brooks, you are such a tease! We know it’s not John Ensign or David Vitter because they go out of their way to fuck ladies, even ladies they are not married to. Stop being a jerk and just tell us who the gropesaurus is, already!
7/10/09 4:16 pm | | Permalink | Tags: David Brooks, David Vitter, GOP, John Ensign
Even America’s Heroine™ has been hit by the recession! Sarah Palin has posted her resume to LinkedIn, prominently featuring her “2 years 7 months” experience as Governor of Alaska. If anyone has any folksy small-town snow machine moose-hunter maverick positions available, check out her profile! (LinkedIn)
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