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Pentagon Wants Military Smoking Ban

Your Defense Department thinks the cigarette is the most conerning thing about this picture. The DOD wants to prohibit soldiers from smoking becuase, um, they are very concerned about their health? Okay, smoking is gross and bad for you, even Philip Fucking Morris knows that. HOWEVER, anyone who volunteers to go fight the war(s) that George W. Bush already won in 2003 should be allowed a cigarette now and then, if they so choose. Why does your US military hate fags so much?

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