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The Jokes Write Themselves

Before marrying Jenny, Mark Sanford insisted on removing “fidelity” from their vows.
David Vitter cosponsors bill to stop same-sex marriage in DC after patronizing prostitutes in DC.
Debate over “America’s Future” featuring Harold Ford, Jr. and Michael Steele.
Nonsense in Washington Post article refuted by Washington Post poll.

It only took a jury 37 minutes to agree that Scott Roeder was definitely guilty of killing Dr. George Tiller. (Kansas City Star)
Osama bin Laden is very concerned about the environment which is why he conserves electricity by living in a cave. (NYT)
It is surprisingly easy to make Rep. Eric Cantor look like a fool. (Blue Virginia)
Some phonies may turn Catcher in the Rye into a movie now that J.D. Salinger—who did not want this to happen—has died. (Entertainment Weekly)
Harold Ford has given up his generous Merrill Lynch salary while he runs for Senate and will have to subsist like a common New Yorker, on cheap pizza and scraps from the dumpsters behind the Port Authority. (NY Post)