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Despite concessions from the White House, Senate Republicans only want to start over on healthcare reform. Oh, sorry, I meant financial regulatory reform. Same bullshit message, different day. (TPM)
Israel has banned US iPads from entering the country, citing shoddy American WiFi standards. Who will be the first to blame this on our president’s Muslim-ness? (ComputerWorld)
Britain and Germany are thinking about also suing Goldman Sachs for the whole destroying the global economy and general terribleness thing.
Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner is amused that after eight years of insane spending and tax cuts, Republicans and their teabagging friends have suddenly discovered the deficit. (Politico)

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Iran now has the capability to send “a mouse, several turtles and worms” into space. Oh God! WHO WILL SAVE US FROM THE IRANIAN SPACE WORM?!?!? (Voice of America)
Oh look, not torturing the underpants bomber has produced meaningful results. It’s almost like we have a functioning criminal justice system in this country! (NYT)
Adobe and Apple are going to war with each other because of Steve Jobs’ famed new women’s hygiene product, the iPad. (ZDNet)
Ugh, apparently al-Qaeda is not done attacking us even though the whole underpants bomb thing didn’t work. (WSJ)
The Democratic and Republican primaries for Illinois governor are both too close to call probably because of “Chicago-style politics” or something. (Chicago Tribune)

The iPad! Hi-tech feminine hygiene product, or just how Chicagoans says “iPod”? (CNN)
Sen. Bernie Sanders has hired talk radio host Bill Press as the world’s oldest intern! (Politico Click)
Justice Samuel Alito screwed up the one thing Supreme Court justices are required to do by law, which is to sit silently, motionless during the State of the Union. (TPMtv)
The Gaza Strip’s largest power plant may shut down soon, and there is no conceivable way for anyone to blame Israel for it. (Jerusalem Post)
Tony Blair, Britain’s George W. Bush, will appear before an inquiry into the Iraq War today, where he will most likely be thrown under the double-decker bus. (Reuters)

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