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Before marrying Jenny, Mark Sanford insisted on removing “fidelity” from their vows.
David Vitter cosponsors bill to stop same-sex marriage in DC after patronizing prostitutes in DC.
Debate over “America’s Future” featuring Harold Ford, Jr. and Michael Steele.
Nonsense in Washington Post article refuted by Washington Post poll.

Don't cry for him, Argentina.

Jenny Sanford, unfortunate wife of Argentine sex fiend Mark Sanford, is moving out of the Governor’s Mansion, maybe because of all the times he told the national news media that some other lady was his soulmate. (The State)
A shocking new twist in the latest “Marion Barry hires his girlfriends” scandal: nobody knows what recently-identified girlfriend Sharon Bowen did to warrant her $50,000 contract. (Citydesk)
Who needs lobbyists when you can just force your employees to write letters to Congress in favor of legislation that will hurt your competitiors? (WaPo)
Hey kids, don’t think you can just fake swine flu and get your school closed for a few days anymore. The government is on to your tricks! (NPR)

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.

Your CIA really, really wanted to to tell you, the American people, and Congress about how they’ve been spying on your for eight years, but they couldn’t because the order to deceive Congress came from the top. Which is to say, from Vice President Dick Cheney. (New York Times)
Mark Kirkorian, contributor to America’s Shittiest Website™, thinks stores selling Obama-related merchandise should not exist even though there is clearly a market for such things. Why do Mark Kirkorian and The Corner hate capitalism so much? (The Corner, via S, N!)
“Augustus boasted that he found Rome a city of bricks and made it a city of marble. Baghdad was another city of bricks, and a coterie of American generals turned it into a city of cement.” Heckuva job, guys. (Washington Post)
We have Jenny Sanford to thank for Mark Sanford’s refusal to resign, because she knows that Jesus doesn’t believe in quitting, or something. (Sorry, Sarah Palin!) Anyway, thank you Jenny Sanford, for giving America your husband to kick around for another couple years. (The State)