Snack Attack and Other Adventures in the South
- A Tennessee couple was charged with domestic assault after they threw Cheetos at each other. Oh excuse me, allegedly threw Cheetos at each other. Maybe their orange fingers will be useful, as evidence. (Shelbyville Times-Gazette)
- Responding to an earlier complaint, Georgia park rangers arrested Mark Musselwhite, the former mayor of Gainesville, after they found him wandering around his campsite in the nude. Mayor Musselwhite claims that the complaint was not about him but rather some other nekkid guy in the same campsite. Seriously, this is his defense. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution)
- Mark Sanford’s tax-payer trip to South America was only supposed to be to Brazil, but South Carolina’s Commerce Department added Argentina to the itinerary at Sanford’s request, so he could get laid. Clearly Sanford was thinking with the wrong head (ahem.) because his little visit to Argentina was contradictory to offical federal policy, according to the U.S. Commerce Department. Oh, the things we do for sex love. (AP/McClatchy)
- A Louisville pastor has asked his congregants to bring their guns to church today because WWJD, right? And then they’re all gonna show those “meek” a thing or two about who’s really gonna inherit the earth. (MSNBC)
6/27/09 6:10 pm | | Permalink | Tags: Argentina, Cheetos, Christianity, Georgia, guns, Kentucky, Mark Musselwhite, Mark Sanford, naked, South Carolina, Tennessee
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