Imagine what would have happened if someone had run ads in Maine warning parents that their children would be taught the benefits of medical marijuana in elementary schools.
Huzzah! Free abortions and pot for DC residents! That should keep everyone’s minds off of voting rights for a while. (AP)
America’s Governor™ Mark Sanford frequently charged SC taxpayers for first-class flights when he traveled, including on his sex-trip to Argentina, but he won’t take federal stimulus money because of, um, fiscal conservatism? (The State)
First it was Sonia Sotomayor, then Hillary Clinton, and then Jill Biden, and now the Pope has broken his wrist. What is with this Obama guy, just beating up ladies and old folks all the time? (BBC)
So apparently electing a black president did not end racism in America immediately and forever. Who knew? (Newsday)