- Oklahoma teabaggers and Republican legislators are considering creating an armed state militia to fight federal laws, with guns. Oh, and in totally unrelated news, next Monday is the 15th anniversary of the bombing of Oklahoma City’s federal building. (AP)
- America’s Grifter™ Sarah Palin has earned $12 million since quitting her job as Governor of Alaska last July. But she is so principled that she’ll obviously give up all that cold hard cash to run for public office again. Right? (ABC News)
- A retired Catholic bishop has an exciting new explanation for the Church’s growing child-raping scandal: the God-killing Jews—who, he says, totally deserved that whole Holocaust thing—did it! (Corriere della Sera via Open Salon)
- Rush Limbaugh blamed unions for last week’s disaster at West Virginia’s Upper Big Branch Mine. Like many of Massey Energy’s mines, Upper Big Branch is a non-union mine. (Think Progress)
- New Yorkers love their Attorney General Andrew Cuomo, maybe because to our knowledge he has not fucked prostitutes or harassed domestic abuse victims. (CNN)
- Former Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) apparently spent his time in Congress sexually harassing everyone all the time, even when he was at a dead soldier’s funeral. (WaPo)
- Rep. Mike Pence (R-IN) has a solution for all of America’s problems. It is massive tax cuts, like all of the GOP’s other solutions for anything. (The Plum Line)
4/13/10 12:25 pm | | Permalink | Tags: Andrew Cuomo, anti-Semitism, Catholic Church, Eric Massa, Massey Energy, Mike Pence, militia groups, NY-Gov, Oklahoma, Oklahoma City bombing, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, teabaggers
- How much does RNC Chairman Michael Steele like strippers and bondage? About two thousand of the RNC’s dollars much, apparently. (The Daily Caller)
- America’s racists will conveniently label themselves as racists on this year’s census forms. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution)
- Your FBI has thwarted a Michigan Christian militia group that had been gearing up to fight the anti-Christ but got bored and decided to kill some cops instead. (Detroit News)
- Random C-SPAN caller “Bill” wonders, why do so many black people love Obama, and how did so many of them get phones? (TPM)
- Getting ready for tonight’s first Passover seder? Guess what, there’s an app for that. (LA Times)
3/29/10 10:58 am | | Permalink | Tags: C-SPAN, FBI, Michael Steele, militia groups, Passover, racism, RNC
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