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Wanker of the Day

John Edwards

Politicians in the Carolinas Are Just Having Sex All the Time

I can has soulmate?

  • South Carolina Attorney General Henry McMaster wants to probe Mark Sanford. The ethics kind, that is, not the sexy Argentine kind. (AP)
  • Is John Edwards the father of his mistress’ 18-month old baby? According to Raleigh’s CBS station, yes, he is. (WRAL)
  • Zeke Emanuel, the Ari Gold of medicine, calls bullshit on Sarah Palin and friends’ “death panel” lie. (ABC News)
  • Oh good, Sarah Palin is back on Twitter again. The Republic lives on! (CNN Political Ticker)
  • Given the choice, Twittering Washingtonians would much rather follow the fake Mayor Fenty than the real one. (Citydesk)

Offering Lots of Advice on Shtupping

  • Rielle Hunter, John Kerry’s ex-mistress, was spotted at the Raleigh federal courthouse this morning. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the ongoing federal investigation into Edwards’ alleged misuse of campaign funds, right? (CNN Political Ticker)
  • I have had it with these motherfuckin’ snakes in my motherfuckin’ District of Columbia! (MyFOXDC)
  • The Cleveland Park listserv now has its own advice columnist who must be good because she’s also been the advice columnist for Playboy and the Jewish Exponent. Seriously. (Citydesk)
  • A plurality of Republicans would like to spend more time talking about Barack Obama’s birth certificate. That is, when they aren’t busy beating the crap out of members of Congress. (Washington Independent)
  • If people around you have started speaking in 140 characters or less, it’s because somebody is attacking the Twitter. (Wired)

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