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When I was tagging the previous post, WordPress tried to correct the tag for “aliens” to “Sarah Palin.” Come to think of it, has anyone ever seen Sarah Palin’s birth certificate?
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- “Dozens” of SEC employees spent their work days fapping to their massive internet porn collections instead of preventing the collapse of the global economy. Whoops! (WaPo)
- Your US Air Force just launched an unmanned space plane into orbit for “unspecified experiments.” This is probably how Skynet started. (AP)
- Harry Reid will make Senators choose between basic financial regulatory reform (socialism) and letting bankers do whatever the fuck they want with the world economy (capitalism/freedom) on Monday. (The Hill)
- Sarah Palin is sad that the Pentagon will not let evangelist Franklin Graham come to their Prayer Day and talk about why he hates Muslims so much. (ThinkProgress/CNN)
- Barack Obama does not care for Arizona’s terrible new immigration bill, which would require Arizona cops to lock people like Obama up for the crime of lookin’ funny. (WSJ)
- Only a quarter of a percent of money donated to Sarah Palin’s PAC is actually being given to Republican 2010 candidates. (WaPo/Dave Weigel)
- How’s “that hopey, changey thing” working out for us? Well, 98% of working families are paying less taxes thanks to President Obama and the Democrats, for one. (Citizens for Tax Justice)
- Well, according to this absurd poll we may as well just make Ron Paul the president now so he can start replacing our currency with hard, shiny gold bullion. (Rasmussen)
- If there are two things that the teabaggers love, they are shouting about socialism and cashing their Social Security checks. (NYT)
- John McCain—remember him? from the election?—is still angry that we haven’t just bombed the shit out of Iran yet. (AP)
- Oklahoma teabaggers and Republican legislators are considering creating an armed state militia to fight federal laws, with guns. Oh, and in totally unrelated news, next Monday is the 15th anniversary of the bombing of Oklahoma City’s federal building. (AP)
- America’s Grifter™ Sarah Palin has earned $12 million since quitting her job as Governor of Alaska last July. But she is so principled that she’ll obviously give up all that cold hard cash to run for public office again. Right? (ABC News)
- A retired Catholic bishop has an exciting new explanation for the Church’s growing child-raping scandal: the God-killing Jews—who, he says, totally deserved that whole Holocaust thing—did it! (Corriere della Sera via Open Salon)
- Rush Limbaugh blamed unions for last week’s disaster at West Virginia’s Upper Big Branch Mine. Like many of Massey Energy’s mines, Upper Big Branch is a non-union mine. (Think Progress)
- New Yorkers love their Attorney General Andrew Cuomo, maybe because to our knowledge he has not fucked prostitutes or harassed domestic abuse victims. (CNN)
- Former Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) apparently spent his time in Congress sexually harassing everyone all the time, even when he was at a dead soldier’s funeral. (WaPo)
- Rep. Mike Pence (R-IN) has a solution for all of America’s problems. It is massive tax cuts, like all of the GOP’s other solutions for anything. (The Plum Line)
The Sarah Palin Network
“Sarah Palin” is back on SNL unveiling the launch of her new TV network.
Deep Thought
How long do you have to wait after getting socialist Canadian healthcare before the death panels kill your parents and baby with Down Syndrome?
ShorterBasically Verbatim Sarah Palin
Palin: Obama Was ‘Arrogant’ to Criticize McCain
- Barack Obama is so uppity for not graciously losing the 2008 election to John McCain, War Hero.
- House Democrats don’t think they can convince Americans to support… cutting the deficit by making rich people pay more taxes. What are House Democrats even for, anyway? (The Hill)
- Mocking Sarah Palin’s crib notes is a terrible affront to the Baby Trig because Palin is just not subject to the same rules as other politicians, also too. (ThinkProgress)
- Oh, and speaking of which, Sarah Palin simply cannot stop lying about things to serve her political interests. Palin 2012! (The Plum Line)
- FOX News uses fraudulent polls, according to Bill O’Reilly and Karl Rove. FOX = ACORN?!?!?! (Daily Kos)
- Terrible batterer Scott Cohen will drop out of the Illinois Lieutenant Governor race to be replaced by… well, pretty much anyone. (WGN-TV)
- Rep. John Murtha (D-PA), the first Vietnam vet elected to the House, has died at the age of 77. (Press Release)
The Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert Long-Term Employment Act of 2010
Sarah Palin joins FOX News.
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