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House Democrats don’t think they can convince Americans to support… cutting the deficit by making rich people pay more taxes. What are House Democrats even for, anyway? (The Hill)
Mocking Sarah Palin’s crib notes is a terrible affront to the Baby Trig because Palin is just not subject to the same rules as other politicians, also too. (ThinkProgress)
Oh, and speaking of which, Sarah Palin simply cannot stop lying about things to serve her political interests. Palin 2012! (The Plum Line)
FOX News uses fraudulent polls, according to Bill O’Reilly and Karl Rove. FOX = ACORN?!?!?! (Daily Kos)
Terrible batterer Scott Cohen will drop out of the Illinois Lieutenant Governor race to be replaced by… well, pretty much anyone. (WGN-TV)
Rep. John Murtha (D-PA), the first Vietnam vet elected to the House, has died at the age of 77. (Press Release)

It only took a jury 37 minutes to agree that Scott Roeder was definitely guilty of killing Dr. George Tiller. (Kansas City Star)
Osama bin Laden is very concerned about the environment which is why he conserves electricity by living in a cave. (NYT)
It is surprisingly easy to make Rep. Eric Cantor look like a fool. (Blue Virginia)
Some phonies may turn Catcher in the Rye into a movie now that J.D. Salinger—who did not want this to happen—has died. (Entertainment Weekly)
Harold Ford has given up his generous Merrill Lynch salary while he runs for Senate and will have to subsist like a common New Yorker, on cheap pizza and scraps from the dumpsters behind the Port Authority. (NY Post)

Upgraded to Coach

An Ethopian man stowed away in the cargo hold of a transatlantic flight and was arrested upon arrival at Dulles Airport this weekend. This tired, poor, huddled mass yearning to be free… will probably be deported home in the next few days. But at least this time he gets a seat. (WJLA)
Congratulations, DC! We’re number one… in nationwide cocaine use! No surprise, really. I mean, what did you people think made your federal government run so damn well? Of course, we locals known that the real reason we rank so highly (heh.) is because the goddamn bitch, the bitch set us up. (DCist, Washington Post)
Scott Roeder, the man accused of murdering Dr. George Tiller, told the AP that “there are many other similar events planned around the country as long as abortion remains legal.” How many more people have die (at the hands of so-called “pro-lifers”) before the reign of terror ends? (Washington Post)
So MSNBC had this crazy left-wing lady on the TV going on about how she thinks Sonia Sotomayor is a great nomination and how she is excited to see another woman on the Supreme Court. What was that liberal’s name again… oh right, Laura Bush. (MSNBC more like MSNBO amirite?)