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At Least He Was Wearing His Flag Pin

Moments after announcing that the pledge of allegiance is important because it “drives the liberals crazy,” Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) screwed it up.

So eager to shout out “one nation UNDER GOD,” Akin skipped right over the next word – “indivisible” – before stumbling into “with liberty and justice for all.”

Remember: only conservatives love their country.

11/5/09 3:04 pm | Comment (1) | Permalink | Tags: lapel pin patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Todd Akin

Freed Uighurs Wage Holy Jihad Against Sand, Water Traps

• The Uighur detainees who were released from Guantanamo Bay and sent to Bermuda have found work at a local golf course. Where is Tiger Woods’ birth certificate? (Miami Herald)
• Hahaha, Missouri Republican Rep. Todd Akin’s jokes about lynching Democrats never fail to amuse! (Fired Up! Missouri)
• The American Psychological Association reports that you can’t just change gays into straight people. It’s almost like being gay isn’t a choice, or something. (CNN)
• DC Mayor Adrian Fenty’s fender-bender Sunday night has become increasingly controversial after reports that police procedures were violated in reporting the accident. The bitch set him up! (Citydesk)
• Anyone want to marry Chelsea Clinton? Bidding begins at 40 goats and 20 cows. (AP)

8/6/09 9:45 am | Comments disabled. | Permalink | Tags: Adrian Fenty, American Psychological Association, Bermuda, Chelsea Clinton, fender-bender-gate, Guantanamo Bay, homosexuality, Todd Akin, Uighur