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• Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) is deeply concerned that the Soviets will win the Cold War thanks to President Obama’s new NASA policy. (HuffPo)
• Former Sen. Connie Mack (R-FL) is stepping down as chairman of Charlie Crist’s basically failed Senate campaign. (Miami Herald)
• America’s NATO is killing more civilians in Afghanistan than last year. Time to break out the old “Mission Accomplished” banner, I guess. (USA Today)
• Our President doesn’t understand why the teabaggers are still so mad at him after he dramatically cut their taxes. But I’m sure their anger has nothing to do with race. (CNN)
• Hahaha, your Securities and Exchange Committee is suing Goldman Sachs for fraud. Obviously, any regulation of the financial industry of uber-socialism. (Forbes)

4/16/10 12:06 pm | Comments disabled. | Permalink | Tags: Afghanistan, Barack Obama, Charlie Crist, Connie Mack, FL-Sen, Goldman Sachs, NASA, NATO, SEC, taxes, teabaggers, Todd Akin

At Least He Was Wearing His Flag Pin

Moments after announcing that the pledge of allegiance is important because it “drives the liberals crazy,” Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) screwed it up.

So eager to shout out “one nation UNDER GOD,” Akin skipped right over the next word – “indivisible” – before stumbling into “with liberty and justice for all.”

Remember: only conservatives love their country.

11/5/09 3:04 pm | Comment (1) | Permalink | Tags: lapel pin patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Todd Akin

Freed Uighurs Wage Holy Jihad Against Sand, Water Traps

• The Uighur detainees who were released from Guantanamo Bay and sent to Bermuda have found work at a local golf course. Where is Tiger Woods’ birth certificate? (Miami Herald)
• Hahaha, Missouri Republican Rep. Todd Akin’s jokes about lynching Democrats never fail to amuse! (Fired Up! Missouri)
• The American Psychological Association reports that you can’t just change gays into straight people. It’s almost like being gay isn’t a choice, or something. (CNN)
• DC Mayor Adrian Fenty’s fender-bender Sunday night has become increasingly controversial after reports that police procedures were violated in reporting the accident. The bitch set him up! (Citydesk)
• Anyone want to marry Chelsea Clinton? Bidding begins at 40 goats and 20 cows. (AP)

8/6/09 9:45 am | Comments disabled. | Permalink | Tags: Adrian Fenty, American Psychological Association, Bermuda, Chelsea Clinton, fender-bender-gate, Guantanamo Bay, homosexuality, Todd Akin, Uighur